Scarlett Johansson is suggesting that her husband, 'Saturday Night Live' star Colin Jost, should sell his decommissioned Staten Island Ferry boat for 'scrap metal': 'Help our family!'

For the pair’s joke swap skit, Jost, 42, was forced to read Che’s absurd quips about Johansson — including one where Jost said he’s “eating roast beef every night since my wife had the kid” — as the actress watched from backstage in shock.

The husband-and-wife duo argued about the Staten Island Ferry, which Jost bought with Pete Davidson back in 2022.