Nothing inspires a laugh or two more than a well-timed wisecrack, funny one-liner or corny dad joke. Fortunately, thanks to a variety of comedians, movies, sitcoms and other outlets, there's no ...

“Think of our water supply as a giant milkshake glass and each well is a straw in the glass. What most states permit is a limitless number of straws in the glass.” ROBERT GLENNON, author of the book ...