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DALLAS, Tex.—Conservatives across the United States expressed shock and confusion upon seeing footage of the ongoing riots across France, primarily… ...

Hello there, fellow citizens of the FUTURE. That’s what it must be: the future, at least according to Elon Musk,… ...