Lucky for you, we've got all kinds of spring-themed dad jokes, one-liners and corny knock-knocks to keep the giggles coming all day long. Better yet, these short jokes aren't just for April Fools' Day ...

From funny retirement one-liners to quotes you can use in toasts to celebrate leaving the workforce, the right words can make a retiree laugh. Start or end a retirement toast with one of these short ...