An absolutely stellar beard observed by onlooker Alec Vinton outside his local library was unfortunately wasted on some white ...

WASHINGTON — Eric and Donald Trump Jr. have assembled a multi-agency law enforcement coalition to find and arrest the alleged members of Antifa who sold them shitty cocaine last night, members of the ...

Tanya Corrigan was shocked to learn that a conversation she had in a Waymo car was recorded and sent... Continue this tale ...

In a different life, we could have amicably coexisted at a horror convention, our rank odors swirling together until Robert ...

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. — Singer-songwriter Justin Vernon, better known by his indie folk band moniker Bon Iver, revealed that his hit single “Skinny Love” is about snapping into a Slim Jim, Vernon confirmed ...

I’ll never forget the taunting instrumental jazz diddy, the dirty children with their scrawled notebook faces, the emaciated outhouse dog with his brain-damaged loyalism. Yes, I’m talking about ...