You WON'T be able to WIN 🫵

He's going to POP the pool 😱

You’re out of middle school, but middle school isn't out of you... ☠️

The Woman Who Lifts 4 Times Her Weight 💪🔥

The real bench was always the friends we made along the way....is something an idiot would say. The real bench is your teeth. And your teeth aren't your friends. They abandoned you when you were a child. All of them. Left you when you were supposed to be learning how to trust. Gone. Just like everyone else. Can't rely on anyone but YOURSELF and your JAWS. Jaws ain't never gone nowhere. They're the first thing to develop by the way. Like sharks. Our closest ancestor is actually the Woolly Hammerh

The 100,000 eyelash look, just like those girls who think they’re all that on Roblox ☠️🤣

These toys are INSANE

Testing things that make KIDS stop CRYING 🤡